Slopping out

The environment agency warns that 17,000 containers for radioactive waste designed to last till Hell freezes over are likely to corrode and fall to pieces by Tuesday week, on account of them being constructed largely out of tupperware and plasticine. The rest should last till Spring. Seeing as we'll be needing millions more of these in order to avoid the absolute horror of lowering our expectations, this is something of a blow to the hopes of the Nuclear lobby.

Meanwhile the UK falls into the sea, whilst throwing away any leadership in may have claimed on CO2 reduction due to its dirty coal habit