Love amongst the insects

Some things are so far beyond parody that the humorist is reduced to the ghastly depths of abject disneyfication. The Tory think- tank, Policy Exchange -brainchild of the wierd and sickly Michael Gove - has advised that Northern towns be abandoned on the grounds that they're not Oxford. This is so stupid and feudal and fundamentalist that it merits including a link to the Daily Hate.
Elsewhere bees are leaving the planet in droves, and taking our chances of survival with them.