I will not cease from mental fight, nor shall my sword sleep in my hand.....'til OUR celebrity sporting millionaires have shaved barely perceptible milliseconds off of meaningless and random distance records and sold a few billion more pairs of fashion-victim footwear to people with far more pressing demands on their money and their time. Bollocks. Shiny suited, masturbatory bollocks.
I spent some years as a gym instructor in a secure unit and am well aware of the therapetutic and general health benefits of organised, disorganised, individual and collectice sporting activity. But nevertheless - bollocks.