on The Perfect Customer

This one didn't quite work out, but after tinkering with it for far too long I'm damned if I'm going to bin it now.


It was supposed to be a deep and meaningful riff on the disparity between the perfect customer - narcissistic, impatient and selfish - and the perfect citizen - socially engaged, self disciplined and altruistic. But it turned into a straightforward chunder gag. Needs sound effects.