Hipo-critical

An Exeter University research report accuses greens of failing to meet their own professed standards. We're all a shower of shites, apparently. So we might as well give up now. So - I'm off to ram raid a kebab shop in a stolen Hummer before hi-jacking a private jet to take me to a slash and burn festival in Brasil with Jeremy f*cking Clarkson. And I shan't even put my litter in the bin. So there.

Throbgoblins International would like to apologise for the reckless use of the word hi-jack in the previous rant. It's neither big nor clever. We're very sorry.

Just spotted this - which looks very promising