George W Bush is busying himself making the World safe for dengue fever and nuclear waste by dismantling environmental safeguards as fast as his little brain will carry him. Why wait for the end of the world when you can buck-wheats it today, at your own convenience?
Mutant malarial cockroaches riding enormous rats?
For a more positive view of what can be done, DotEarth has abundant links
("Buck-wheats" is a"Things to do in Denver when you're dead" reference - meaning a deliberately agonising execution.)