North Americans Invade the South

North American Beavers - introduced into Tierra del Fuego as stock for a fur trade - have expanded across the continent and are doing their bit in the cause of destroying every piece of standing wood on the planet. A more ruthless breed of deforester - enticed by generous economic incentives - is using violence and intimidation to clear those pesky humans out of the way of massive agro-fuel monocultures. Maybe they'll join forces.
There is a rich vein of expletives that I could mine here - a rolling riff of semantic profanity - but I shall...walk...away...from...it.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2008/jul/20/wildlife.conservation

http://www.regenwald.org/international/englisch/protestaktion.php?id=282

http://www.regenwald.org/international/englisch/