Thursday, 10 May 2007


I feel I may have been a tad disloyal to my most generous employer in my last post. It's ingratitude like that wot causes unrest! Omnicorp have been good to me over the years. Not only have they have allowed me to work well beyond my job description for a"fashionably bijou" wage packet, they have also overseen a robust downsizing of my previously rampant and unwieldy self esteem. Staff support like that doesn't come easy, you know. It requires frequent and arbitrary rearrangements of complacent and poorly informed managers with a thoroughgoing ignorance of human psychology and a total disregard for the value of public money. Fortunately we have these things in abundance. It's the secret of our success.

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