Sunday 11 February 2007

THE CHOCOLATE FIREGUARD

By way of introduction. CF will be half-arsing around in an ever so slightly inconvenienced and innappropriately exasperated manner in future blogs. (Damn these minor inconveniences, DAMN THEM ALL TO HELL !!!) If anyone's actually reading any of this, I would welcome any ideas you might have for CF to engage with. He's already down for some trips to the supermarket and some fun with public transport. The idea is to make him a dreadful example of laziness and contemptible self interest, and to point out that there are NO excuses left for inaction. And to provide useful information.
Specific targets re- Ethical consumption, energy conservation, sustainable living would be appreciated. Unless, of course, no one is out there...hello...hello...maybe I should switch the telly back on...hello...


4 comments:

dwight towers said...

I think Chocolate Fireguard should fly all the way to Australia (and back). And then buy some offsets. And then keep campaigning on climate change with a straight face.

I think CF could fy (in Ethical Consumer and elsewhere)

dwight towers said...

Hmm, wouldn't let me leave a comment.
I think it's great. Will take it to camp for comment/ideas

satellite360 said...

After all his hard work saving the planet he'll want to be taking a holiday ... somewhere eco-tourist friendly of course.

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