The pope fails the grasp the actual reasons behind the impending ecological debacle - preferring to characterise it as a vast gay conspiracy.
The great stain that is Clarkson continues with his "aren't I controversial" wankery by pretending that only petrol can save the world from ...petrol
The Police drum up business where they can
The Uk's public buildings emit more CO2 than Kenya.
I hope you all have a happy Yule, or whatever else it is that you may be celebrating.
Be of good cheer