Thursday, 28 February 2008


We at Throbgoblins International have put our top scientists to work decoding the genes governing money-grubbing sociopathic megalomania amongst pond-scum. It's exacting work but the potential profits are astronomical. Every time a captain of industry or a cabinet minister wants to reproduce, they'll have to pay us a reasonable fee dictated by the market! It's only fair.

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