Tuesday, 1 January 2008

What we didn't get for Christmas.

You can take thousands of horses to water but you can't make them think. It would've been nice if they could've at least censured the US for planetary negligence, but we can't risk upsetting Georgie boy, can we?! We all have to pretend. Let's be nice, now. No impolitic language or other anarchic shenanegans. Just get back into the shops for the Sales and start buying stuff again. You've had a few days off. Now SPEND, you mindless cogs, SPEND. (I'm sorry. I've not been well.)

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