TITANIC BLUNDERS

It looks alarmingly like the new website will be - gasp - useable! No more arseing about with endless scrolling.
Here are the draft pages for a Titanic strip. It needs some tinkering and perhaps a massive catastrophic ending, but I commend it to the house. I think there's something in there to offend everyone.
I have been staring at the screen for so long today that my eyes feel like they belong to someone else. I hope he takes better care of them than I do.