CHAIN SMOKING fat bastards

I'm not having a pop at chain smoking fat bastards per se, you understand. Throbgoblins International has no official position on chain-smoking fat bastards, and wouldn't want any chain-smoking fat bastards out there to take unnecessary offence at any inferred anti chain-smoking fat bastard bias on these pages. It's a carbon thing.
Thanks to Marc Hudson, and George Marshall (of www.coinet.org.uk) for these (amongst many other) ideas. There will be facing pages with numbered facts and links in the print version